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[universalconstant]

SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.

Comments

[hypertoxic]

Uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooou!
You are just the worst. You are the shittest mayor. It's you. You don't even have a town to 8e mayor of, what the fuck is your deal.

[universalconstant]

I AM AN EXEMPLARY MAYOR AND I DO HAVE A TOWN.
I SIMPLY WANT TO EDUCATE YOUNG MINDS ON IMPORTANT MATTERS SO THAT THEY MAY KNOW IF THEIR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THEM JUSTICE. YOU'RE BEING VERY UNREASONABLE.

[hypertoxic]

Like fuck you have a town!
Democracy is stupid.
You're stupid.
This is stupid.

[universalconstant]

YOUR FACE IS STUPID.

[hypertoxic]

Wow! Does a reeeeeeeeeal mayor talk to his constituents like that? And insult ladies????????
What a sham!

[universalconstant]

YOU DENIED ME OF BEING YOUR MAYOR. YOU'RE NOT A CITIZEN OF CAN TOWN.
AND I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE GENDER. ACCEPT YOUR INSULT.

[hypertoxic]

That was the point of the insult, you dope! To point out what a lame, shitty pretender you are!
Oh my god. Whatever. I'm still not coming to your stupid class.
L8r, loser.

[universalconstant]

LATER.
LIKE IN CLASS.
WHICH YOU WILL BE IN EVENTUALLY.