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[universalconstant]

SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.

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[hypertoxic]

Oh fuck no.
I am ditching all of your classes.
Every single one.

[miniholmes]

Was it necessary to capitalize all of that?

[fuckincakewake]

awww
dun worry
ill get u pumpkins

[inanimum]

What do you need pumpkins for? Are they magical?

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[harmonic]

Oh! I'm really excited to learn!

About government, not the pumpkins.

[sasstastic]

I must admit, I am intrigued about the pumpkins.