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[universalconstant]

SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.

Comments

[universalconstant]

not really.

[sasstastic]

... are those skills related to pumpkins?

[universalconstant]

yes! both make pumpkins.

[sasstastic]

So you could... fix the lack of pumpkin problem?

[universalconstant]

no! i don't have the proper equipment.

[sasstastic]

Which would be?

[universalconstant]

an appearifier and a bunch of pumpkin seeds.

[sasstastic]

You can't... appearify from nothing then. Sorry, I don't have one either.

[universalconstant]

unfortunately. if i could, this pumpkin crisis would be at an end.

[sasstastic]

I'm sure someone will start selling pumpkins closer to Halloween.

[universalconstant]

but if nobody planted them over the summer, there won't be pumpkins ready to sell in october.

[sasstastic]

I would assume that the island can import produce from the outside.

[universalconstant]

???
but then who goes and gets it if we are not allowed off?