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[ humming ] ([personal profile] universalconstant) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-08-30 02:35 am
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SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
TAKE THE CLASS, ANGRY EIGHT TROLL.
I WOULD. FOR DEMOCRACY.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
What if I THREW YO8 OFF THE ROOF? Then what, smart guy?
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
WHY DO DERANGED LADIES RESORT TO THAT METHOD WITH ME?
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
W8, what?
Are you saying I would not 8e the first?
Is there a trend of throwing you off of roofs?
8ecause if so, sign me the fuck up.
hypertoxic: (ғᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ⇒ [annoyed])

LEGITIMATELY LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Also fuck you, I'm not deranged!!!!!!!!
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
THEN YOU WOULD STILL HAVE DETENTION WITH ME ON THE SIDEWALK WHERE I FELL.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooou!
You are just the worst. You are the shittest mayor. It's you. You don't even have a town to 8e mayor of, what the fuck is your deal.
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
I AM AN EXEMPLARY MAYOR AND I DO HAVE A TOWN.
I SIMPLY WANT TO EDUCATE YOUNG MINDS ON IMPORTANT MATTERS SO THAT THEY MAY KNOW IF THEIR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THEM JUSTICE. YOU'RE BEING VERY UNREASONABLE.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Like fuck you have a town!
Democracy is stupid.
You're stupid.
This is stupid.
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR FACE IS STUPID.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! Does a reeeeeeeeeal mayor talk to his constituents like that? And insult ladies????????
What a sham!
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DENIED ME OF BEING YOUR MAYOR. YOU'RE NOT A CITIZEN OF CAN TOWN.
AND I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE GENDER. ACCEPT YOUR INSULT.
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[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
That was the point of the insult, you dope! To point out what a lame, shitty pretender you are!
Oh my god. Whatever. I'm still not coming to your stupid class.
L8r, loser.
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-30 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
LATER.
LIKE IN CLASS.
WHICH YOU WILL BE IN EVENTUALLY.
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