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[universalconstant]

SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.

Comments

[inanimum]

To be... around? Do you sit with the pumpkins and talk to them? What do they say? I bet they're nice.

[universalconstant]

i have never had the pleasure of listening to pumpkin speech.
i simply enjoy having them there. like orange decorative pieces.

[inanimum]

Oh, I see. So you don't talk to them? Do you eat them? I hear pumpkin soup is really yummy.

[universalconstant]

PUMPKINS CAN BE SOUP??

[inanimum]

I think so. I'm pretty sure that a lot of things can be soup if you really want them to be.

[universalconstant]

WE NEED TO GET SOMEONE TO MAKE PUMPKIN SOUP.

[inanimum]

Didn't you just say that we didn't have any pumpkins?

[universalconstant]

I DID. OH NO.

[inanimum]

What are we going to do!?

[universalconstant]

I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

lady roxy stated she would get pumpkins though. she is very smart and would not lie.

[inanimum]

Really? Golly! I hope she's right! I really want to try pumpkin soup now!

[universalconstant]

as do i! it sounds extremely delicious!
i wonder if it comes in a can.