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[ humming ] ([personal profile] universalconstant) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-08-30 02:35 am

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SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-08-31 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not? Appearifying?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
... you mean teleport? You transport a pumpkin from wherever it is located to wherever you want it to be.
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
... where did you learn English?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? It sounds close, my bad.
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
What do you call your language?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Can't it be both?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. I see.

Pumpkins then, how is being a farmer related to appearifying.
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
You said that you used to be a farmer and were also very skilled in appearifying, I thought there was a connection.
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
... are those skills related to pumpkins?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
So you could... fix the lack of pumpkin problem?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Which would be?
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
You can't... appearify from nothing then. Sorry, I don't have one either.
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[personal profile] sasstastic 2013-09-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure someone will start selling pumpkins closer to Halloween.

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