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SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.

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Sure, why not? Appearifying?

matter transporting! any object located in the space and time specified by the user can appearified as long as one has the right equipment, you know the correct location and time, and it does not cause a time paradox.

who doesn't like appearifying pumpkins, right???

but i am not a scientist so don't ask me why.

... you mean teleport? You transport a pumpkin from wherever it is located to wherever you want it to be.

no. not teleporting. you can appearify and sendify the pumpkin, yes.
with the proper equipment.

Edited 2013-09-01 00:12 (UTC)

... where did you learn English?

don't assume that's english.

Isn't it? It sounds close, my bad.

it's very close.

What do you call your language?

i thought this was a pumpkin lesson.

Can't it be both?

i would be uncomfortable divulging into my culture and species with a stranger. i will politely refrain from answering further questioning on it.

unless they relate to pumpkins.

Ah. I see.

Pumpkins then, how is being a farmer related to appearifying.

farming has nothing to do with appearifying.

You said that you used to be a farmer and were also very skilled in appearifying, I thought there was a connection.

not really.

... are those skills related to pumpkins?

yes! both make pumpkins.

So you could... fix the lack of pumpkin problem?

no! i don't have the proper equipment.

Which would be?

an appearifier and a bunch of pumpkin seeds.

You can't... appearify from nothing then. Sorry, I don't have one either.

unfortunately. if i could, this pumpkin crisis would be at an end.

I'm sure someone will start selling pumpkins closer to Halloween.