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[highlyinformed]

Tragically, it seems Mister Jason Todd has left us. We were developing quite the rapport. I suppose I'll have to enlist someone else to help me with an ongoing investigation. It was always so easy back home with the Young Master looking into all our mysteries. I suppose that wasn't meant to last either.

Is there anyone out there who'd be willing to investigate something for me? Interest in discovering a way off this island is a must. Therefore, Mister Drake, you need not apply. After all, I'm sure you're not eager to have what happened to Mister Todd happen to you.

Don't worry, Conrad, the investigation has nothing to do with you. How is the macrobrewery endeavor? Booming, I hope.

Comments

[ricinbeans]

Oh, we uh. We do investigations now.

[highlyinformed]

Oh, not me. Just taking some precautions to keep our family safe.

[ricinbeans]

That's cool of you.

AS IF SUCH A PERSON EVEN EXISTS

[highlyinformed]

After what happened to me, I'd be devastated if it happened to someone I cared about.

[everythingspandex]

What do you do again?

[ricinbeans]

Maybe, like. Stay in school and stick to... you know, thwip thwip.

[everythingspandex]

That doesn't sound suspicious.

[ricinbeans]

Cool, 'cause it wasn't. Just, you know. It'd be weird to live together and work together, right? Right.

[highlyinformed]

I run an antique shop and lounge.

[everythingspandex]

That solves mysteries?

[highlyinformed]

No. I'm asking for someone to investigate something for me.

[heartofbakerst]

I think I happen to know of a professional consulting detective who could use something to do...

[worldsonly]

No.

[heartofbakerst]

When was the last time you had a case?

[highlyinformed]

You're not still sore are you?

[highlyinformed]

He doesn't seem very interested..

[heartofbakerst]

I'll see to that.

[myloveisalwayshere]

Young Master? Are you a servant?

[highlyinformed]

No.

[highlyinformed]

I can see why you'd make the assumption, of course. No, he was simply a young lord I was acquainted with once through business.

[myloveisalwayshere]

I'm sorry if I've offended you, I've just never heard such a formal title. It seems like something from the past. [He could be from the past, actually. Lily finds herself more than a little intrigued by that possibility.]

[nicevampireguy]

Why the fuck would anyone need to fucking investigate me?!

And it's going great. Bro is close to getting a sword on the wall.

[highlyinformed]

Despite your history of antagonism, you're strangely paranoid about me. I just thought some assurance was in order.

[nicevampireguy]

Oh. Okay. Fine.

[nicevampireguy]

I'm not antagonistic! I just react strongly!!