[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

So I notice that everyone seems to think it's way too hot out!

That being the case, I'm going to throw open the doors, and everyone is welcome to come check out the TARDIS swimming pool! I've got lots of towels and swimsuits, if you don't have one of your own to bring. And plenty of rubber ducks!!

Just look for the blue police box in the courtyard, you can't miss it!

Comments

[twicecharmed]

This isn't a ploy to get young half-naked girls in your house, is it?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

What?! [He spluttered, immediately growing flustered and scandalized.] Of course not!

Even if I were interested in that sort of thing, I'm far too old for just about everyone on the island! Besides which, I'm not even the same species.

I just thought I'd give people a place they could cool off! The TARDIS is an entirely different dimension, so the outside temperature doesn't make too much of a difference!

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

Just saying it better not be one of your weird French pseudo alien customs.

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

Going to a swimming pool when it's hot outside?

Don't tell me humans don't do that anymore either!

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[twicecharmed]

Oh for -- yes, we do that and this better not get creepy, got it?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

Of course not! It's a swimming pool! Why would it get creepy? [He sounds genuinely confused as to how and why that might ever happen.]

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[twicecharmed]

You don't get out much, do you.

[Video]// that's actually the opposite of true

[icanbuyafez]

What do you mean? I get out to a lot of places - I once managed seventeen different galaxies in a day! Didn't have much time for sightseeing, unfortunately. That was a hectic day, just ask Thomas Jefferson!

I guess not as much since I've been trapped here.

Re: [Video]// that's actually the opposite of true

[twicecharmed]

You could have just said, "Yes, Mrs. Halliwell, while I am a time traveler, I don't actually know a damn thing about being normal."

Where is this pool anyway? What's a TARDIS?

[chronosexual]

A pool party? Really?

[video]

[therecipe]

Oh, see! She thought it was a snog box too.

[therecipe]

Should we assign a life guard?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

Well, 'normal' means a different thing depending on your perspective! I may not be normal by human standards, but by timelord standards...!

Well, actually, I suppose I wasn't really 'normal' by timelord standards either. Hmm.

Anyway, normal is boring!

The TARDIS is my time machine! That's Time And Relative Dimension In Space! Like I said, she's in the apartment courtyard, just look for the blue police box!

[heartofbakerst]

God, how long has it been since I've been in a pool? I would kill to go swimming right now.

Is anyone invited?

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[twicecharmed]

Can you blame me?

[chronosexual]

I volunteer for CPR!

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

You can't use boring just because you're too lazy to learn! Geez!

[video]

[icanbuyafez]

She's not a snog box!

And why did she think that, anyway? When did I ever say that gave that impression?!

[icanbuyafez]

Like I said, everyone is welcome!

[therecipe]

Oh perfect. A captain to ensure the safety of the pool. You're hired.

[icanbuyafez]

Stop iiiit!

[heartofbakerst]

Brilliant. Maybe I'll manage to peel Sherlock off the sofa long enough to drag him down.

[icanbuyafez]

Why not?

[video]

[therecipe]

You didn't this time. You included rubber ducks in the post.

[chronosexual]

Too late! Clara already hired me!