[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

So I notice that everyone seems to think it's way too hot out!

That being the case, I'm going to throw open the doors, and everyone is welcome to come check out the TARDIS swimming pool! I've got lots of towels and swimsuits, if you don't have one of your own to bring. And plenty of rubber ducks!!

Just look for the blue police box in the courtyard, you can't miss it!

Comments

[twicecharmed]

This isn't a ploy to get young half-naked girls in your house, is it?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

What?! [He spluttered, immediately growing flustered and scandalized.] Of course not!

Even if I were interested in that sort of thing, I'm far too old for just about everyone on the island! Besides which, I'm not even the same species.

I just thought I'd give people a place they could cool off! The TARDIS is an entirely different dimension, so the outside temperature doesn't make too much of a difference!

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

Just saying it better not be one of your weird French pseudo alien customs.

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

Going to a swimming pool when it's hot outside?

Don't tell me humans don't do that anymore either!

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[twicecharmed]

Oh for -- yes, we do that and this better not get creepy, got it?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

Of course not! It's a swimming pool! Why would it get creepy? [He sounds genuinely confused as to how and why that might ever happen.]

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

You don't get out much, do you.

[Video]// that's actually the opposite of true

[icanbuyafez]

What do you mean? I get out to a lot of places - I once managed seventeen different galaxies in a day! Didn't have much time for sightseeing, unfortunately. That was a hectic day, just ask Thomas Jefferson!

I guess not as much since I've been trapped here.

Re: [Video]// that's actually the opposite of true

[twicecharmed]

You could have just said, "Yes, Mrs. Halliwell, while I am a time traveler, I don't actually know a damn thing about being normal."

Where is this pool anyway? What's a TARDIS?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

Well, 'normal' means a different thing depending on your perspective! I may not be normal by human standards, but by timelord standards...!

Well, actually, I suppose I wasn't really 'normal' by timelord standards either. Hmm.

Anyway, normal is boring!

The TARDIS is my time machine! That's Time And Relative Dimension In Space! Like I said, she's in the apartment courtyard, just look for the blue police box!

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

You can't use boring just because you're too lazy to learn! Geez!

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

I could learn normal (protip: he really couldn't), I just don't see why I would ever want to!

You going to be coming by?

...I should put up signs leading to the pool, so people don't get lost.

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

Maybe.

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

The offer's open till the heat dies down!

[video]

[therecipe]

Oh, see! She thought it was a snog box too.

Re: [video]

[twicecharmed]

Can you blame me?

[video]

[therecipe]

Though he did mention rubber ducks and invited everyone. If anything he's out to murder people. Doing it for the girls seems a little far fetched in this case.

Re: [video]

[twicecharmed]

He's an alien pretending to be French. I call shenanigans.

[video]

[therecipe]

He pretends to be a lot of things.

Re: [video]

[twicecharmed]

I'm getting that.

[video]

[therecipe]

He's just eccentric, really.

Re: [video]

[twicecharmed]

Really.

[video]

[icanbuyafez]

She's not a snog box!

And why did she think that, anyway? When did I ever say that gave that impression?!

[video]

[therecipe]

You didn't this time. You included rubber ducks in the post.

[video]

[icanbuyafez]

Of course I did! Everyone likes rubber ducks!