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[icanbuyafez]

So I notice that everyone seems to think it's way too hot out!

That being the case, I'm going to throw open the doors, and everyone is welcome to come check out the TARDIS swimming pool! I've got lots of towels and swimsuits, if you don't have one of your own to bring. And plenty of rubber ducks!!

Just look for the blue police box in the courtyard, you can't miss it!

Comments

[worldwarnick]

Because there's no way you're that old. You look younger than me and I look PRETTY YOUNG for thirty!

[miniholmes]

[ and, from somewhere in the background on Nick's side-- ]

No you don't.

[worldwarnick]

[turns back, to yell at SOMEONE off camera]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A THIRTY YEAR OLD LOOKS LIKE!

[icanbuyafez]

Well, you shouldn't judge by how someone looks, has no one ever told you that?

But it's okay, it confuses most people. I'd probably think I was pretty young too, if I were human!

[worldwarnick]

[turns back, a bit flustered]

Yeah, my mom... but that's not the point! There's a limit to how much you can apply that saying, you know??

[wait, brief pause]

[worldwarnick]

Wait, are you a vampire, too? Why is there SO MANY of them here?

[icanbuyafez]

What?

No, no, I'm an alien.

[worldwarnick]

...Right. An alien. Right.

[small pause]

Then how come you look so human, and not-green, huh?

[icanbuyafez]

I don't look human. You look timelord.

We came first!

[worldwarnick]

Wait, is that what you are? Does your species control time or something? I mean, it sort of comes with the name, right?

[icanbuyafez]

Yeah, I'm a timelord! More we just watched over time. Or we used to.

I can travel in time, though. Well... not here, I guess.

[worldwarnick]

So you've met George Washington and those guys?

Wait, have you been to the future>???

[icanbuyafez]

Aww, George Washington! Lovely chap, though something of an egoist. Still, very good at Parcheesi. I haven't thought about him in a long time!

All the time! Literally!

[worldwarnick]

So can you tell me about my future?? I mean, do I still have roommates at 40?? Am I still at the bar??

[icanbuyafez]

Oh. Sorry, no, I haven't been to the future of the island. We're in a different universe now, and the force field prevents me from time traveling here.

[miniholmes]

[ smugly ]

My parents are both twenty-seven, and Ran's dad is twenty-eight. They look their age and you look pretty close to the same.

[worldwarnick]

That's different! You- They- It's just not the same, alright?!

[miniholmes]

There's nothing wrong with being thirty.

[worldwarnick]

I never said there was! Who has a problem with being thirty and only being a bartender??? Not me!! That's who!!

[miniholmes]

Then why are you yelling?