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[alwaysimpure]

shop closde tooday du/e tos icnkess

no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

Comments

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Are you threatening me? Oh, mate, I'm not sure that's a great idea.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

just facts

[That and he is really bad at just letting himself be blackmailed.]

warning maybe

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

That's a little better. As for my prize... have Alisha get it to me. I'd rather see her anyway.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

no

she has nothing to do with this

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Didn't say she did. I'm not asking for her to deliver it in her knickers or anything. I just see her more often than I see you. Making it easier for you.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

right

ill just tell her why im sending you money shall i

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Drinking contest. I won.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

im not lying to her or involving her

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Well I don't trust you not to punch me or turn my legs into chickens or some other bullshit.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

only one thing keeping me from it now

so try your luck or dont get money

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

God you are such a little bitch. Fine. I'll send one of me other selves to pick it up.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

your other

oh

[Here shows the true strength of Hogwarts education, processing and making sense of utter weirdness even when really, really drunk.]

deal

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

I don't like how quickly you agreed to that.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

sorry sir

no!



yes

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

No... you're planning something aren't you?

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

youre blackmailing a killer

bit late for paranoia

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

No, I think it's a perfectly acceptable time for paranoia. Cos while those people you killed might be dead, I'm still alive. That actually still means something to me. And to Alisha, let's not forget.

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

im just saying

could have thought of that sooner

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

See, your friends. They've got this thing where they don't know me. How the hell do they know that I'm telling the truth? However, if you kill me, then they'll know I was right, and then you really would be a bloody murderer, then wouldn't you?

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

youre so smart

i agreed already so why paranoia now

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

Because I don't like you. And I don't trust you. Why should I?

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

i can apparate and just drop it off somewhere for you

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

I think the question here is not why am I so paranoid, but why are you so insistent on delivering it yourself? Hm?

[PRIVATE text]

[alwaysimpure]

because i dont want to involve alisha in this
also because i dont want to give you an opportunity to see her

[PRIVATE text]

[geminated_man]

We're mates. You can't keep me from seeing her, man.