A DISTRESS PARROT

[reanimated]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE?

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[inanimum]

You are being haunted.

[reanimated]

Oh thank you, really, thank you for that, cos I couldn't add two and two together there.

[inanimum]

Why have they chosen you? You have many ghosts in your past.

[reanimated]

Apparently that comes with the immortality package? I don't exactly question it

[reanimated]

I DO QUESTION WHY THERE'S SO BLOODY MANY HERE THOUGH!

[inanimum]

Are they angered? Perhaps they seek revenge. An immortal life is not one free from pain or suffering.

[reanimated]

Excuse the fuck out of me but I'm sorry, do I know you? Why're you giving creepy oracle readings about immortality and ghosts?

[reanimated]

IS THIS BARRY

[notvictorious]

THIS IS BARRY???

[reanimated]

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF FUCKED UP WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY SHIT BARRY WOULD SAY

[inanimum]

Oh no. Oracles use bones and cards and other tools for their divining. They use tools to help them see what I See.

[reanimated]

Even creepier than Barry! Congratulations, that's an accomplishment.

[notvictorious]

His life is haunted

[reanimated]

WHO ASKED YOU ROBOCOP

[notvictorious]

guey Its true

[reanimated]

It's usually much less true than it is at the moment.

[notvictorious]

Superpower training right?

[reanimated]

And how exactly is this supposed to be training?

[notvictorious]

ps I am still drunk? But puking less now

[reanimated]

No you're not speaking half-Spanish half-binary, you're prolly sober.

[inanimum]

Haunted by mistakes. Haunted by regret. Haunted by sorrow.

[notvictorious]

no ghosts.

[inanimum]

Are they not one and the same?

[notvictorious]

I'm not entirely sure you know what ghosts are

[inanimum]

Spirits. Spirits lingering in a plane they do not belong. Lingering, weighed down by sorrow, regret, and unfinished business in this world.

Is this not correct?