A DISTRESS PARROT

[reanimated]

WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE?

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[notvictorious]

I am too hungover for parrots

[reanimated]

Really? Because I'm too hungover for FUCKING GHOSTS

[reanimated]

And parrots. Why'd it have to be parrots again

[notvictorious]

why pirates. I'm so tired. Are we on a boat or am I gonna have to barf again

[reanimated]

Why would we be on a boat. Did we pass out on a boat? NO so why the FUCK would we be on a boat?!

[inanimum]

You are being haunted.

[reanimated]

Oh thank you, really, thank you for that, cos I couldn't add two and two together there.

[inanimum]

Why have they chosen you? You have many ghosts in your past.

[notvictorious]

His life is haunted

[reanimated]

WHO ASKED YOU ROBOCOP

[inanimum]

Haunted by mistakes. Haunted by regret. Haunted by sorrow.

White parrot

[coimiceoir]

Wow, you yell really loud! [She's impressed.]

[reanimated]

I know, it's a gift.

[coimiceoir]

Didja practice for it? Bet they'd love to have ya on a boat inna storm.

[subspaceflowers]

I believe that usually calls for a witch burning.

[notvictorious]

ha She called you a witch

[subspaceflowers]

You did say that he sees spirits, yes?

[reanimated]

Oh thank god, are you doing the sexy pirate wench routine again?

[subspaceflowers]

I beg your pardon? You accuse me of Piracy?

[therecipe]

Are they scary ghosts or sort of cute ghosts? Or boring ones that look like regular people?

[reanimated]

Oh fuck, what kind of ghosts don't look like people?

[therecipe]

Oh no. You don't know? They're the awful kind that go invisible. You could be near a bunch of them right now.

[alwaysimpure]

Do you need a map?

[reanimated]

I NEED VALIUM IS WHAT I NEED

[alwaysimpure]

Not sure what that is. Try rum?