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Nathan Young ([personal profile] reanimated) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-09-19 01:20 pm
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A DISTRESS PARROT

WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHY ARE THERE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE?
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-20 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Such a foul accusation you make on my honour, sir. Even if I were to make such an admission, how can I be certain that you are to be trusted with such information? Surely a handsome, and generous man such as yourself wouldn't dare let a lady hang for such heinous crimes?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I'm currently locked away in some cross between purgatory and the gulag, you can trust any potential sexy pirate secrets are safe with me!
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-20 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Are you being held captive somewhere? It may be better to have these types of discussions in person. Face-to-face, as it were.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh trust me, the second I know exactly where the fuck I'm being held captive you'll be the first to know.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say follow the trail of ghosts but that's probably not helpful. Also I don't want to be hanged, although it WOULD be a new way to die...
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what can you see? Surely you must be at least somewhat aware of your surroundings. Can you tell whether you are at sea? Or are you imprisoned?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah I can see loads, let me just go ahead and describe it to you! DARK, GHOSTS, VICTOR KEEPS VOMITING seriously man stop. It's disgusting. Fuck me, why don't parrots come installed with GPS
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-20 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well that does help a little. Maybe you've been stowed somewhere. Can you move much? Are you bound? I know that you must be more clever than that.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
See but outside of Robocop for nefarious reasons or you for sexy reasons, I can't think of anyone who'd want to stow me away on a ship.
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-22 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Did you not insist that you see the spirits of the dead? Perhaps your gift has not gone unnoticed.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-22 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
But how's that useful?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-22 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Unless
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-22 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, they're going to make me their ghost whore!
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-22 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
I do not believe that they can do that, can they? That hardly seems possible.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-22 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, I'm an immortal with a robot for a best mate and for some reason you seem to think I'm enough of a charmer to continue dating, nothing about my life seems possible.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2013-09-22 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
More to the point I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE'S GHOST WHORE
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2013-09-22 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Calm yourself. Even if that were their intent, ghosts are incorporeal, are they not?
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