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[arachnologist]

Apparently I am all about jobs lately, so:

I'm offering tutoring to anyone who needs it. I'm good with most subjects 6-12, but I specialize in chemistry and biology. My name is Gwen Stacy aaaand I can be reached pretty much whenever. Come talk to me here if you're interested and I can give you a couple of other contact methods.

PS, that carvnival? At least twice as sketchy as Coney Island, and Coney Island? Is pretty sketchy.

( super ultra private as hell text to one Peter Parker: )

I want to talk about Madame Red's. More specifically, about Lau.

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[arachnologist]

Hey, Miles. Of course I could. If you want, we could even hang out after school a couple days a week and do homework together. I'm at the apartment pretty frequently as it is. I can't believe you got moved to the ball pit. For a place with such strict education standards, you'd think they'd put just a little more thought into housing minors.

Oh, my god. What made you think that was a good idea in the first place?!

[badtaste]

Thanks!! That would be really cool of you. I didn't finish 8th grade before I got pulled here or whatever so I started 9th kinda behind everybody else. I actually sort of need help with a bunch of my classes...

Um... we saw the hot dog eating contest on tv on the 4th of July and we started talking and eventually we ended up deciding that to start our training our first challenge would be to combine our stomachs to eat as many as the guy who got fifth place and then by the time we were old enough to compete one of us could win and we'd split the prize money. But the fifth place guy ate 16 hot dogs that year and by 4 and a half I didn't want to be a competitive eater anymore.

Obviously looking back it wasn't one of our better ideas.