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[arachnologist]

Apparently I am all about jobs lately, so:

I'm offering tutoring to anyone who needs it. I'm good with most subjects 6-12, but I specialize in chemistry and biology. My name is Gwen Stacy aaaand I can be reached pretty much whenever. Come talk to me here if you're interested and I can give you a couple of other contact methods.

PS, that carvnival? At least twice as sketchy as Coney Island, and Coney Island? Is pretty sketchy.

( super ultra private as hell text to one Peter Parker: )

I want to talk about Madame Red's. More specifically, about Lau.

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[everythingspandex]

Alright. I gotcha.

[badtaste]

I kinda figured you were tutoring me in another subject already.

[everythingspandex]

Skateboarding is a very important subject indeed.

[badtaste]

I really appreciate it, dude. I was pretty much sucking at... kickflips before you started helping me out.

[everythingspandex]

No problem. We can keep practicing till we're good enough to go pro.

[badtaste]

It's just been a while since I skateboarded. But it comes back pretty quickly. Like riding a... skateboard.

[arachnologist]

You know what you guys really need practice in?

Metaphors. And also subtlety. That too.

[badtaste]

We really are skateboarding!!

[everythingspandex]

You can't say skateboards are like riding a bike. It just doesn't work.