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[ricinbeans]

Are you shitting me?





Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but don't. Just... don't.

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[ricinbeans]

Yeah, so there's that.

[subspaceflowers]

Is this for real? Like.. for real, for real?

[ricinbeans]

No, Lau and I are cool now and this is a friendly prank. Yeah, it's for real.

[subspaceflowers]

Jesus Christ. What the hell? I mean, what the actual blue-green hell?

[ricinbeans]

I got my theories but you're better off askin' the man yourself.

[subspaceflowers]

Like I'd get straight answers from him. He's so shady that people eat picnics under him in the summer.

[ricinbeans]

Kinda a requirement to be in this business, yeah.

[subspaceflowers]

Still man... Kids. That's just... beyond wrong.

[ricinbeans]

Not the first time it's happened.

[subspaceflowers]

Here? Are you sure?

[ricinbeans]

No, uh. I mean not that I know? I just meant in general. With me. It's startin' to seem like a pattern, so that's... something.

[subspaceflowers]

Oh... Jesse... I had no idea...

[ricinbeans]

Hey, no, no sad faces, no dot dot dots. It's cool. I mean, it's not. It's really not cool. It's messed up, yo, but uh. I was just sayin', that's drug lords for you, they pull shit like this all the time.

[subspaceflowers]

This is seriously jacked up. I might have to start pulling door duty to sort this shit out.

[ricinbeans]

You're a kickass bouncer and all but I don't want you to get in trouble either.

[subspaceflowers]

You think that matters to me? If adults want to screw themselves up, that's not my business, but I'll be damned if I'm letting this crap get into kids who don't know any better.

[ricinbeans]

Uh. Example. My girlfriend's brother got involved in the business. He was a kid, I mean.... twelve? Maybe? I don't know. And— it's a long story, but we asked the guy in charge, the like, the head honcho or whatever, the kingpin. We asked him to knock it off. Quit usin' kids.

So he had the kid shot.

Drug lords? Are assholes.

[subspaceflowers]

Jesus, Jesse. What the hell kind of dude were you working for? Well, an evil monster, apparently.

1/so many i'm not even going to bother writing them out beforehand

[ricinbeans]

No, in hindsight Gus was okay?

[ricinbeans]

Okay, maybe not okay, but compared to other people he ended up being okay.

[ricinbeans]

That doesn't even make sense.

[ricinbeans]

That guy, the kingpin. He was an asshole but he took care of his people. He saw something in them. I mean, he also tried to get between me and Mr. White, which... uh now I don't mind that so much, but at the time, like. Dealbreaker. And I thought he poisoned this other kid so I thought he was worse than he was?

[ricinbeans]

He wasn't that bad. He was okay. I just said he got a kid shot and now I'm sayin' he's okay. Cool. So that's where I'm at. Great, I'm doin' great.

[ricinbeans]

The guy I actually worked for was the real monster. Really. Like, actually the devil. I think that's what I meant to say before all the... Anyway, Mr. Lau fits right in is what I'm sayin'. Oh my god. Shut up.

[ricinbeans]

I am so sorry about everything about me, holy shit.