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[badtaste]

Formalwear is way more expensive than I thought it would be. I got this though. I went by Lackluster Video and they said I could start on Monday so I'll hardly even be broke. Kinda didn't think video stores were actually still a thing? But it's cool. I like movies.


[Text message to Gwen Stacy #1]

GWEN emergency I need to find a purple suit before sat. and not look like an idiot in it everything at juanes is terrible I don't know what I'm doing HELP!!!!!!!!

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[riseup]

no way.
no FREAKING way.
someone else is going to work at lackluster?
someone cool???

[badtaste]

I'm not sure it's accurate to describe me as cool.

[riseup]

you aren't a million years old and you like movies, you are cool in my book.

[riseup]

dude, i have been working there for a year with nobody to talk to about normal stuff.
you don't understand.
i was going to chew my own arm off and slap it against the counter until they made me quit.
but then you happened!

[riseup]

so hi, i'm john.

[badtaste]

Miles Morales. Hey. I'm a freshman and I think Jackie Chan is the greatest actor of all time. You?

[riseup]

sophomore, nic cage, and i have never seen a single jackie chan movie.
i guess i should fix that?

[badtaste]

Dude. Not even Rush Hour?? That definitely needs to be fixed. I'm down for a lesson in the lesser-known works of Nicolas Cage, too. What's the selection like?

hi

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha! Wow, what a creep. You're lucky this other kid is apparently as much a freak as you, or this would not work out at all. Lol.

[everythingspandex]

Right? When did a tie become so expensive?
Congrats on the job though. That's awesome.

[badtaste]

Uh did you just call me a freak like I wouldn't see it??

[badtaste]

They're just a little piece of cloth!! They should cost less than socks!!

Socks are also too expensive.

[badtaste]

And thanks. It is pretty sweet. My coworker is already super friendly and I haven't even started.

[everythingspandex]

We're going to be so broke.

He seems cool. And blue. Very blue.

[hypertoxic]

Oops!
Haha, that totally wasn't meant for you.
8ut hey, gr8 o8servational skills! From the way you've 8een talking, I should have known I couldn't slip a fast one past you. ::::)

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[symbioteclone]

WHAT? Why the hell do you need a purple suit?! Who told you that was a good idea?!

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[badtaste]

Kate Bishop asked me to take her to homecoming!! I don't get to choose the color!!

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[symbioteclone]

1) holy shit, way to go little guy! You're a regular heartbreaker.
2) I am pretty sure she meant COLOR COORDINATE. She seems like she's got some class, I doubt she means purple suit. Probably like. A purple handkerchief. Ok?

[badtaste]

Thanks, person I've literally never spoken to before.

[notvictorious]

Don't worry, she's just like that.

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[badtaste]

1. I don't think it's like that.
2. color coordinate?? what??

[badtaste]

At least I'll be broke and employed.

I don't think he's physically blue. He might just like messing with fonts.

[notvictorious]

Heard who you're going with. Wanna come with us to get food before?

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[symbioteclone]

Oh my god. You need so much help. When are you done with school today?

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[badtaste]

trust me I know how much help I need. I could prob make it to Chopstix by the end of the lunch buffet @ 4 if youre off then??