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[ricinbeans]

Hey, so. As long as we're doin' announcements and all. Figured two months of being a lazy jerkoff was enough. I got a new office.



Good luck on finals and have a good vacation, see y'all in art class.

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[hawkingbird]

No way! It definitely is. I'm glad the father of my robobaby finally has a great new job.

[ricinbeans]

Shit, I forgot about that.

[hawkingbird]

YOU FORGOT ABOUT JESSE JR?

[ricinbeans]

That was such a horrible name, yo, how high was I?

[hawkingbird]

Haha, see below. Whoops.

[ricinbeans]

That was a joke, Principal Dinkerton. I been clean since I got here.

[hawkingbird]

Definitely a joke. No drugs here. Whatsoever.

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, congrats, our fake baby needs a little less fake therapy than it did before.

[hawkingbird]

Nah our fake baby's still gonna need fake therapy because I definitely can't remember its name or gender.

[ricinbeans]

Ouch. I hope you been savin' up, we might need to send him to fake boarding school.

[hawkingbird]

Oh good, we can send him to fake boarding school and forget about him until it's time for fake college. This is a perfect plan. No responsibility ever!