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[ricinbeans]

Hey, so. As long as we're doin' announcements and all. Figured two months of being a lazy jerkoff was enough. I got a new office.



Good luck on finals and have a good vacation, see y'all in art class.

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desu

[hypertoxic]

Yes.
It is weird.
I'm a teenager, Jesse.
Sort of.
Get over it!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I want to. It is pro8a8ly 8etter than my other options.

[ricinbeans]

Hey, no, I heard they got a scuba diving class this spring, you could do that. That sounds kickass. Way more kickass than whatever I'm gonna do.

[hypertoxic]

If I didn't know any 8etter, I'd say you were deli8er8ely trying to dissuade me!
8ut I know that would never happen.
8ecause I'm your favorite ex-coworker!
Right?
::::)

[ricinbeans]

I dunno about that. Pour one out for the coat rack, yo.

[ricinbeans]

Okay, so I'm definitely puttin' "no psychic shit" in the class rules now, got it.

[hypertoxic]

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We don't talk a8out the coat rack.

[ricinbeans]

Sorry.

[hypertoxic]

Urgh.
Just don't 8ring him up again. Coat Rack is officially ta8oo.

[ricinbeans]

Got it. Nothing ever happened here.

[hypertoxic]

Anyway, wow, talk a8out rude!
What makes you think I'm going to get into any psychic shenanigans?

[ricinbeans]

Oh, come on! I seen the way you operate. You seriously tellin' me you DON'T pull that shit at school? Not even a little? 'Cause I would, yo. If I could have, I totally would have.

[hypertoxic]

........
Ok, I MAY have knocked out some of my teachers a few times in my first semester and 8asically lived in detention.
8ut I'd never do that to you!
:::;)

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, okay. I totally believe you.

[hypertoxic]

Hey, tell me something!
Did I ever do it while we were coworkers?

[ricinbeans]

Okay, no. You didn't. Point. But, counter point or whatever, you had no reason to. I wasn't the dude you were collectin' from. Now, I'm some jerkoff behind a desk tellin' you to put your phone away and watercolor your feelings? That's a reason.

[hypertoxic]

........
Jesse.
Are you actually going to tell me to watercolor my feelings?

[ricinbeans]

Gonna give you a hard maybe on that one.

[hypertoxic]

........
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Class rules aren't going to stop me, you know.

[ricinbeans]

Just be gentle, yo. Conk me out somewhere soft.

[hypertoxic]

8ring your own pillow, asshole!