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[fuckincakewake]

GUYS I MET A SPIDERMEN :O
pretty cool right?
hes mad cute too
i mean mask and all but still
what a qt and total gentleman too considerin we have like kissin diseases thanks to the mistletoe junk?? lol
um but yeah neways
he was a total gentlespiderman n walked me home last night bc i STILL dont have a license
do u know u have to take a test 1st?
also are u aware yieldin is like crazy important and also i am not so great at it whoopsss
but yes good news is i met a spidermen and hes stupid kyute
good timez
rosie are u still gonna come over 2day?
b advised theres smoochy plants fuckin everywhere and ectorelations r not even safe jsyk



[ text msg to homestuck cast ]

sooooo what do u buy a guy for xmas?
keep in mind
said guy got u a motherfuckin car
what then guys
what then

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god i hope this is a group message

[riseup]

get him a car right back.
get each other cars until there are no more cars left and you both have allllllll the cars.

YOU KNOW IT

[fuckincakewake]

i dont have money for a car dingus
tbh i dun even know where HE got money for a car
how much does a thneed cost nowadays anyway?
a billion boonbux?

[riseup]

he is a dishonest businessman who profits off of potentially evil products.
who knows where money comes from?
it just appears.
anyway, i don't know.
what doesn't he have?

[fuckincakewake]

whoa thneeds are evil??
cuz i have like six
he has a pet bunny that also has a phd in pneumology
the man literally has all the things

[universalconstant]

the internet suggests all male friends want many powertools for christmas to do man things with.

[fuckincakewake]

oh mayor
u always know what to say
what kinda powertool is best
closest thing ive got to one is a rifle

[universalconstant]

a power drill. it makes a pleasant sound and is shaped like a gun.

[fuckincakewake]

its the perfect gift!!!!

[roseate]

Can't a mom-daughter kiss a mom-daughter without it being a national issue?
Buy him a Thneed.

[fuckincakewake]

ppl were starin
good thing i saved it to prontogram
we can relive this sexy family moment for all eternity
also thats way too ironic
im not dave ok
im taller possibly

[universalconstant]

CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!!!

[fuckincakewake]

its a xmas miracle

[universalconstant]

HURRAY

[callbacks]

no way
im sixteen now that means i grow like eight inches a day

[callbacks]

make him a rap

[fuckincakewake]

as a scientist i can say that is
without a doubt
100% true

[callbacks]

these observable facts are tight as gravity on apples

[fuckincakewake]

nooo
sick beats are ur things!
science is mine
rite
oh god we cant even tell ourselves apart anymore

[callbacks]

oh shit
quick someone get you a pair of shades stat
if were going down this ectobiologically muddled wondertwin road were going to do it in style

you could make him something with science

oh my god i just got they both collect dead animals

[fuckincakewake]

psshaw me get shades
lets get u a curlin iron
nobodys gonna believe if when a moptop like urs
also i dunno hes more like traditional creations through the steady work of industry and innovation
what if science takes thneeds off the market
i guess i could encase a dead mutant cat or somethin for him

[ricinbeans]

Which one?

[ricinbeans]

I mean

[ricinbeans]

Wait, how do I delete comments?

They both launch them through windows too

[callbacks]

even if i do need a cut my hairs not long enough to curl
thats just asking for scalp burns and tears
i guess well just have to keep being ourselves no mixing and matching here
and on that note i think encased mutant things are more my deal than the oncelers
honestly i think hed like anything you gave him
especially if its like a special thing just for him

[riseup]

then i guess you give him the greatest gift of all...
friendship.

[riseup]

what?
where???
when????????

[fuckincakewake]

lol smooth
the one w the black and red suit

i learn something new everyday

[fuckincakewake]

challenge accepted re; ur hair crisis
and no he definitely is not gonna be cool with just anything
he bought me a pink bentely
he told rosies gf he had to go 2 like a bajillion car stores
i didnt even no the island had a bajillion car stores
omg why DOES the island have a bajillion car stores the citys like
its not even that big
my garage was bigger than this

[fuckincakewake]

omg okay i dunno if u knew this about the lalondes but we used to b rich
and as much as i love and cherish my pals
who i also miss
(pour one virgin daquiri out for the buds who cant b here today)
i know friendship is hella nothin to a rich guy who loves boonbux as much as onceler
what if i gave him money
shit where do u get money

[fuckincakewake]

like the moon to the tides bb

[riseup]

why would you give a guy with a ton of money more money?
it would just be a tiny addition to his huge pile.
he probably wouldn't even notice.

[ricinbeans]

That's cool, there's only one Spider-Man and I don't know who he is anyway so that's really cool.

[fuckincakewake]

it is supes cool
the kissin was only for the misletoe tho so it doesnt count
tho hes pretty fuckin dashin and etc so liiiiiiikkkeeee
who knows rite

[fuckincakewake]

ugh why cant i have poor friends who buy me cars

pushes them together

[ricinbeans]

Who knows? Maybe you'll run into him again. After the mistletoe crisis, I mean. He sounds like a pretty rad dude.

miles is 20 years too young for her sry2say

[fuckincakewake]

yea maybe
ill have to walk home alone late at nite more often lol
i made sure he was into ladies tho
cant take any potential bfs from dirk

dreams dashed yet again

[ricinbeans]

You guys are so considerate. And strange.

[fuckincakewake]

what can i say
at the end of the world
u learn to be very considerate about dibs