thoughtformed | (no subject)

GUYS I MET A SPIDERMEN :O
pretty cool right?
hes mad cute too
i mean mask and all but still
what a qt and total gentleman too considerin we have like kissin diseases thanks to the mistletoe junk?? lol
um but yeah neways
he was a total gentlespiderman n walked me home last night bc i STILL dont have a license
do u know u have to take a test 1st?
also are u aware yieldin is like crazy important and also i am not so great at it whoopsss
but yes good news is i met a spidermen and hes stupid kyute
good timez
rosie are u still gonna come over 2day?
b advised theres smoochy plants fuckin everywhere and ectorelations r not even safe jsyk

[ text msg to homestuck cast ]

sooooo what do u buy a guy for xmas?
keep in mind
said guy got u a motherfuckin car
what then guys
what then