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for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

Comments

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wwhat like you felt bad for me dyin fuckin finally

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Yeah, generally I feel bad about people dying, unless they are into, I dunno, killing my wife or something. So, I do feel bad about you dying!

I just think that I am...maybe not the best person to talk to, since I don't know what it's like for people who came back to life because of the island. And I think there's like. A support group. Or something.

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wwhats a wwife

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

The woman I married?

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Is this another cultural thing?

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wwhats married

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Um, when two people love each other very much, they sometimes like to make it an official thing in the eyes of the law and that's when...they get married.

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wwhat laww wwhat lovve this sounds like a load of human rubbish

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Oh my God.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Okay. Okay I'll try to do this.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Law is like. The rules that the...government, the people who are in charge, make so there'll be no chaos! And everyone has to follow them!

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you havve lawws about makin relationships actually that sounds like a good idea

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some of them are about relationships. There's others, like, you know, no stealing! Or no killing!

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wwait did you just say no cullin howw does anythin get done wwith all the wweaklings around then

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

I studied medicine. I'm not meant to be explaining this stuff.

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wwhats medicine

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Um, I don't want to take forever to explain, but it's like, you know, healing and making people better using science.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Love is....when people have very. Intense feelings about each other. Does that....does that make sense?

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wwhichi feelins hate or pity

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Neither. They're...good feelings. Positive ones.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

This cultural gap is gigantic. I am so not the person for this job.

[riseup]

good luck explaining all of this!

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

I...did my best.

[riseup]

don't feel bad if you can't make them understand it, they come from a very weird place and their relationships are confusing! stuff that is normal to us, like friendship, does not exist for them.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's...actually a bit sad.

But alright, thanks. I take it you know the...trolls, then?