thoughtformed | Sorry kids, mom and pops are gettin' a divorce.

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Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.

We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.

Blended families usually are.

I understand. I have a blended family too.

Although most our trouble is our dog is very vocal about not being a dog.

I'm sure you're very convincing.

I'm not sure! It won't listen to me.

Oh, it's not you?

I'm not a dog. Lydia is the dog.

Oh, yes. It's all so clear now.

hey douchebag, that's not a dog, that's my dad.

My mistake.