thoughtformed | Sorry kids, mom and pops are gettin' a divorce.

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Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.

We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.

i was born in a pumpkin patch, parental figure.
are we?? ARE WE THOUGH??

Uh of course you were. Yeah, look, see, we're totally cool. John and I are gonna play Uno. You wanna play Uno with us?

hell yeah i want to play uno with you.

I was gonna ask where you learned to talk like that, but. Guess it's me.

i wish to be like you when i am older.
except for the drugs, which i had not realized were part of our family unit's history.

Aww man, you do? Seriously?