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[callbacks]

son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted

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[callbacks]

ok what about apple juice then
apples are healthy

[icesolation]

Apple juice is fine.

[callbacks]

ice creams a good source of calcium

[icesolation]

You're desperate, aren't you.

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im hungry

[icesolation]

Go eat your burger.

[callbacks]

and then a cookie right
i remember hearing you promise me a cookie

[icesolation]

Cookie and something extra special in the bedroom.

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST

[reanimated]

PAEDOPHILIA

[icesolation]

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

[callbacks]

i dont know where he gets it from

[accidents]

Probably the funny looking aunt.

[reanimated]

You lot make me want to kill myself and everyone around me.

[accidents]

You don't mean that.

Or you do but please don't purposely try to die by raptor again.

[icesolation]

Don't talk about Anna like that. She's just . . . eccentric. And we promised not to talk about the reindeer.

[accidents]

I didn't mean her but now that the reindeer was mentioned--

Nathan probably gets it from Olaf.

[callbacks]

actually hiccups the one who looks like your sis

[icesolation]

From your side of the family, obviously.

[callbacks]

i dont know
he never developed an interest in puppetry or eldritch cephalopods
or skateboards

[icesolation]

He never cared for ice sculptures either. Where did we go so wrong?

[oftpartitioned]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[icesolation]

Stop eavesdropping.

[oftpartitioned]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[callbacks]

again
you literally asked about it

[icesolation]

You said that already.