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[callbacks]

son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted

Comments

[reanimated]

THAT'S THE JOKE ROBOCOP oh god fuck this, my foetus dad thinks I'm Scottish and me mum's got a frigid twat, I'm campin out at Lau's.

[notvictorious]

Don't say that about Elsa! Also, don't go there either, I'm pretty sure that marriage is ending in murder-suicide

[reanimated]

Do you love her?

[notvictorious]

What? No, what? I don't even know her

[reanimated]

Then why so defensive, Robocop?

[notvictorious]

Maybe you shouldn't be saying that kinda shit about your mom?

[reanimated]

SHE'S NOT MY MUM

[reanimated]

Although if she wants to do my washing I'm not going to say no.

[notvictorious]

I mean, if we're talking about it.. your mom is kinda cute.

[reanimated]

She is fit, isn't she? Didn't know blondes were your thing. Go for it, man. I'm still in mourning or some completely gay shit like that but it's about time you got back into the ring.

[notvictorious]

Why can't you react like a normal person to anything.

[reanimated]

How long have you known me?

[notvictorious]

Longer than anyone else here.