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son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted

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is that the one where they fire guns twenty one times at the end over taps or the one with the latkes

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well, now it is totally the one with the latkes.

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latkes in bed sounds like a potato accident waiting to happen
im gonna make it happen

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potato accident sounds like a band waiting to happen.
man, it's weird you were the first one of us to have kids.
even if 2/3 of them are adopted.

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i know right
and ive only had cps called on me like twice
in the last three months