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[callbacks]

son 2.0
by which i mean hiccup
i know this is a delicate time in your life but we all went through slash are going through the same thing when we were/are your age
we all at some point had to attend high school with the jocks and the achievers and our dads who are inexplicably more or less the same age as us
in fact some of us have had to go with our sons
id say maybe some even are currently going
i just want you to know that your mom and i support you in every way unless that way costs more than forty dollars
and your bros do too if they want me to reprogram the dvr to record something other than icelandic spongebob knockoffs
youre our family and we love you
also
you and nathan are adopted

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[reanimated]

Alright I'm going to say all of this very calmly. I'm not grounded cos I'm not your son and I'm a grown fucking man and I'm going to have a bloody aneurysm any second now from all this complete bullshit so please for the love of fuck do me a favour and shove it up your twat THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

[icesolation]

To think I taught you better.

[callbacks]

ok you can say what bullshit you want about your place in the family but you do NOT fucking speak to your mother like that

[reanimated]

SHE'S

NOT

MY

MOTHER

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FEEL IT COMING ON ROBOCOP ADD ANEURYSM TO THE LIST IT'S HAPPENING

[callbacks]

son
roof
now
bring a piece of pipe or something

[reanimated]

Is that an invitation to throw myself off it cos been there done that but at this point I'd gladly do it again!