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Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...

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Maybe someone will take him if you give them incentive.

what
like two for the price of one

I won't trade -- but if you wanted, I could do something.

huh
like what

What do you want done?

hold on you lost me
youll take nathan if i let you do me a favor??

It's different from a favor.

We could make a contract!

i think i hear my wife calling me bbl

If you change your mind, let me know!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF TOTALLY SHITE DAD EXPERIENCES BUT IF YOU SELL ME INTO SEX SLAVERY THAT'LL TAKE THE FUCKING CAKE ALSO YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, YOU'RE A FOETUS

whoa whoa do you think i dont know what sex slavery looks like??
this is a transaction between legitimate businessmen jesus son calm your tits

I see why you wanted to get rid of him.

Piss off!

I'M CALM! I'M PERFECTLY BLOODY CALM! And more importantly I'm not your son so don't you try to trade me to some fucked up cat demon! Jesus fuckin shit this island.

hes not biting anyway so oh well
no talking dog for us

I've never been so sad for someone in my life.

yeah im pretty broken up about it too
what am i gonna tell your bros

Tell them that I'm undoubtedly the most depraved shithead on this island and even I see something COMPLETELY FUCKED UP about insisting a perfectly normal AND BEAUTIFUL human girl is a FUCKING DOG and APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY ONE, THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL THEM!