WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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JESUS FUCK
OK, IGNORE EVERYTHING I JUST SAID.

[riseup]

what?
no dude, i meant you and me!
we aren't related.
of course i am related to my dad, who is not a bunny.
are you feeling ok?

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DUDE, YOUR "DAD" IS A BUNNY WITH A LONG TAIL
NOW HE MIGHT NOT TECHNICALLY BE A "BUNNY" BUT HE SURE AS FUCK LOOKS LIKE ONE.
WHAT IS HE ANYWAY.

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AND I'M FINE.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'D HAVE TO ASK ME IF I'M FINE.
I'M DOING PERFECTLY FINE.
I AM SO FUCKING FINE!

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OR I WAS AND THEN ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENED.

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AND THEN I STARTED TALKING ABOUT A SHACK WHICH I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO BECAUSE HONESTLY I DEVOTED ENOUGH TIME TO THAT AS IT IS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED TALKING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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JOHN, I THINK I SHOULD SEE THE HUMAN WELDER.

[riseup]

he's my dad.
i don't know why that is hard for you to understand.

[riseup]

yeah, you are definitely overdue for a human vet checkup on your brain.
uncontrollably talking about shit shacks is a sign of some kind of disorder complex.
i bet if you talked to your mom about it she would be able to help.
she is the nicest lady.

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MY WHAT

[riseup]

your mom!

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DON'T YOU INSULT MY HUMAN NOT-MOM.

[ihateyouetc]

OK YOU KNOW WHAT
NO
LET'S GO BACK TO THIS: WHY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT US BEING RELATED
DID YOU THINK I WAS SO CONFUSED I THOUGHT WE WERE "RELATED" BY A COMMON DESCENDANT, SUCH AS YOUR "DAD"S LUSUS, PROVIDED HE HAD TWO OFFSPRING AND ONE SET OF OFFSPRING PRODUCED ME AND THE OTHER (YOUR DAD) SOMEHOW MANAGED TO PRODUCE YOU?

[riseup]

because, like i said, you seem confused!
a lot of people are.
i guess some people woke up not remembering their families, so i wanted to assure you that we are not genetic relations.
if you don't believe me you can ask my mom.
he will tell you himself.
and i figured i should probably tell you first things first, before, you know, stuff.

WHY.

[ihateyouetc]

OH YEAH, HAHA!

WHY???

[ihateyouetc]

NOT THAT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
THE STUFF I MEAN

WHYMARANER.

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LIKE STUFF THAT'S EXPLICIT

WHY REVISITED.

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INEXPLICIT

WHY UNABRIDGED.

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THE STUFF THAT'S NOT INEXPLICIT

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OK I'M GOOD