WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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I MEAN "HELP"

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OH
UH
WELL
OK

in familial hell no one can hear you scream

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i'm glad we cleared that up!

UM

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YES, ABSOLUTELY
THAT SURE IS A CLARIFICATION OF SOME KIND, HAHA!

what's wrong buddy

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clear as crystal.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.

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YEP, NOTHING OPAQUE ABOUT IT.
NOT EVEN JUST SLIGHTLY TRANSPARENT
TOTALLY CLEAR
LIKE THE GLASS YOU FLY INTO SOMETIMES.

what do you mean what the hell just happened i thought we agreed it was clear

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if people didn't keep the glass so clean and clear i wouldn't have that problem.

IT'S KIND OF CLEAR??? BUT THE SUBJECT MATTER IS STILL KIND OF FOGGY...

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OK, I CAN BUY THAT FOR THE SAKE OF THE SUBTEXT WHICH ABSOLUTELY IS NOT GOING ON SINCE THIS IS AN INNOCENT CONVERSATION IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY CLEAR
BUT IF WE CAN GET REAL FOR A SECOND HERE
IN SOME OF THOSE CASES THE WINDOWS HAD GRILLES AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE TELL TALE SIGN OF "I AM A CLOSED WINDOW, PLEASE DO NOT SMASH HEAD FIRST INTO ME!"
WHICH YOU BLATANTLY IGNORE, BY THE WAY.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME. FUCK YOU FREUD.

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BUT WE CAN GO BACK TO THE OTHER KIND OF WINDOWS NOW
YOU KNOW
ONES THAT ARE CLEAR WITH NO DIVIDERS I MEAN
BUT MAYBE NOT HERE
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING TO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HERE FOR ANY REASON.

[riseup]

i get distracted!
there's a lot more stuff up in the air than you think there is.

[riseup]

uh oh, are windows too private for your dumbass memo post?

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JOHN, THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE AIR
CLOUDS AND FLYING THINGS
THAT'S IT
THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHICH I'M GUESSING IS EXACTLY WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

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AND WHAT
NO
OF COURSE NOT
WINDOWS ARE A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE TOPIC TO DISCUSS IN THIS MEMO
BUT UH
I MEAN IF ANYONE ELSE IS READING IT IT'S PROBABLY KINDA BORING
NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT THEIR OPINION
BUT IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS WHAT WINDOWS ARE CURRENTLY THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION.

[riseup]

oh shit, you're right.
i would hate to bore everyone reading this really interesting and important memo with all of our talk of windows and glass and clarity and stuff.

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OK THAT'S NOT QUITE WHAT I WAS GETTING AT BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH
I'M GLAD WE NOW SEE BULB TO BULB ON THIS ISSUE
SINCE WE'VE BOTH COME TO A CONCLUSION WHICH INVOLVES NOT ENGAGING IN ANY FURTHER WINDOW DISCUSSION ON THIS MEMO BECAUSE THERE'S NO MORE CLARIFICATION REQUIRED AND IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS IN THE FIRST PLACE THAT THERE'S CLARITY ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.

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SO UH
YEAH.

wow with communication like this it's a wonder no one has hit a home run yet

[riseup]

yyyyyyyyep.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. SEEMS CLEAR TO ME.

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YEAH...
WELL
THAT
WAS SOME MANGLED SUBSTITUTE FOR A CONVERSATION THAT JUST HAPPENED.

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I'D ASK WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU'RE DOING ALL THE GOD DAMN CHORES.

[riseup]

wow dude, way to make an ass out of you.
i left some chores for you.
because,

[riseup]

ironically,

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i don't do windows.

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ba-dum tsh!
but seriously, i don't.
and pancho doesn't either.
so congratulations, you still get the window chore.

[riseup]

unless you want to do something else besides earn star stickers.

GOD DAMMIT.

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