WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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[ihateyouetc]

OK YOU KNOW WHAT
NO
LET'S GO BACK TO THIS: WHY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT US BEING RELATED
DID YOU THINK I WAS SO CONFUSED I THOUGHT WE WERE "RELATED" BY A COMMON DESCENDANT, SUCH AS YOUR "DAD"S LUSUS, PROVIDED HE HAD TWO OFFSPRING AND ONE SET OF OFFSPRING PRODUCED ME AND THE OTHER (YOUR DAD) SOMEHOW MANAGED TO PRODUCE YOU?

[riseup]

because, like i said, you seem confused!
a lot of people are.
i guess some people woke up not remembering their families, so i wanted to assure you that we are not genetic relations.
if you don't believe me you can ask my mom.
he will tell you himself.
and i figured i should probably tell you first things first, before, you know, stuff.

WHY.

[ihateyouetc]

OH YEAH, HAHA!

WHY???

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NOT THAT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
THE STUFF I MEAN

WHYMARANER.

[ihateyouetc]

LIKE STUFF THAT'S EXPLICIT

WHY REVISITED.

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INEXPLICIT

WHY UNABRIDGED.

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THE STUFF THAT'S NOT INEXPLICIT

WHY: THE SEQUEL

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OK

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OK

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OK

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OK I'M GOOD

THE FINAL WHY.

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CAN I GET A DO OVER ON ALL OF THAT.

i think you mean how

[riseup]

hell nope.

I MEAN "HELP"

[ihateyouetc]

OH
UH
WELL
OK

in familial hell no one can hear you scream

[riseup]

i'm glad we cleared that up!

UM

[ihateyouetc]

YES, ABSOLUTELY
THAT SURE IS A CLARIFICATION OF SOME KIND, HAHA!

what's wrong buddy

[riseup]

clear as crystal.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.

[ihateyouetc]

YEP, NOTHING OPAQUE ABOUT IT.
NOT EVEN JUST SLIGHTLY TRANSPARENT
TOTALLY CLEAR
LIKE THE GLASS YOU FLY INTO SOMETIMES.

what do you mean what the hell just happened i thought we agreed it was clear

[riseup]

if people didn't keep the glass so clean and clear i wouldn't have that problem.

IT'S KIND OF CLEAR??? BUT THE SUBJECT MATTER IS STILL KIND OF FOGGY...

[ihateyouetc]

OK, I CAN BUY THAT FOR THE SAKE OF THE SUBTEXT WHICH ABSOLUTELY IS NOT GOING ON SINCE THIS IS AN INNOCENT CONVERSATION IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY CLEAR
BUT IF WE CAN GET REAL FOR A SECOND HERE
IN SOME OF THOSE CASES THE WINDOWS HAD GRILLES AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE TELL TALE SIGN OF "I AM A CLOSED WINDOW, PLEASE DO NOT SMASH HEAD FIRST INTO ME!"
WHICH YOU BLATANTLY IGNORE, BY THE WAY.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME. FUCK YOU FREUD.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT WE CAN GO BACK TO THE OTHER KIND OF WINDOWS NOW
YOU KNOW
ONES THAT ARE CLEAR WITH NO DIVIDERS I MEAN
BUT MAYBE NOT HERE
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING TO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HERE FOR ANY REASON.

[riseup]

i get distracted!
there's a lot more stuff up in the air than you think there is.

[riseup]

uh oh, are windows too private for your dumbass memo post?