thoughtformed | (no subject)

Looks like that worked out, didn't it? Funny how a bunch of noble heroes can come together and save the day, and someone's left apologizing in the aftermath. Seriously, don't you idiots ever wanna own up to what happened? To who you really are? It's always the same mess. Really, after tiny Tim, I'm waiting for the next good guy to screw up royally and then be left with only apologies. Hey, it might even be me.

But don't expect much.

At least I got a prize outta that disappointing ending. I'd been having a hard time finding the right amount of time to go grocery shopping, but now I've got my sweetie to help me out.

So, Gau, here's a shopping list! I expect my things in the kitchen (there's a button to find it, I bet you're clever enough) by morning.

- Potatoes
- Aquagate toothpaste (the extra whitening kind)
- Bananas
- Windeer cleaner
- Disafina water bottles
- Lubricant. I'm not picky. As long as it's slippery. I wanna see how creative you can be.
- Trorex jumbo sized condoms. We're gonna have to consummate this, aren't we? I wouldn't wanna let the good island people down on the first good idea they had!

And bring your pink haired friend by, too. He can help you clean.