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[antipatriarchy]

Looks like that worked out, didn't it? Funny how a bunch of noble heroes can come together and save the day, and someone's left apologizing in the aftermath. Seriously, don't you idiots ever wanna own up to what happened? To who you really are? It's always the same mess. Really, after tiny Tim, I'm waiting for the next good guy to screw up royally and then be left with only apologies. Hey, it might even be me.

But don't expect much.

At least I got a prize outta that disappointing ending. I'd been having a hard time finding the right amount of time to go grocery shopping, but now I've got my sweetie to help me out.

So, Gau, here's a shopping list! I expect my things in the kitchen (there's a button to find it, I bet you're clever enough) by morning.

- Potatoes
- Aquagate toothpaste (the extra whitening kind)
- Bananas
- Windeer cleaner
- Disafina water bottles
- Lubricant. I'm not picky. As long as it's slippery. I wanna see how creative you can be.
- Trorex jumbo sized condoms. We're gonna have to consummate this, aren't we? I wouldn't wanna let the good island people down on the first good idea they had!

And bring your pink haired friend by, too. He can help you clean.

Comments

[shimizudan]

[antipatriarchy]

I forgot rubber gloves.

Well, don't forget those!

[shimizudan]

He's not helping you with any of this.

[antipatriarchy]

He's my hubby.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

And thanks for helping. I owe you a soda.

[antipatriarchy]

You're not welcome.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you'd come right out and say it.

[antipatriarchy]

What?

[detectivewonder]

Thanks for the help.



Please don't mention consummation where my roommate might hear you.

[antipatriarchy]

I'll make sure to drop off the leftover supplies so you two can live up to what this place wants, since we aren't letting ourselves free or anything!

[detectivewonder]

I should really know better than to try by now, shouldn't I?

[antipatriarchy]

I dunno. That other you knew a helluva lot about me. Don't play stupid.

[oftpartitioned]

[antipatriarchy]

Tim likes it rough.

[oftpartitioned]

Oh my godddd you are the weirdest!!!!

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[antipatriarchy]

Theoretically, anyway.

[megalovania.livejournal.com]

[antipatriarchy]

Maybe that's because it wasn't your show to crash.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Man, you really enjoy hearing yourself talk don't you.

[notvictorious]

You can practically tell time by when this guy makes a smartass post.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, is the time 'time for bullshit'!

[antipatriarchy]

Well, Dickie couldn't be the only one.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

He's actually better about that now! Since, you know.

also, raikou-san doesn't clean.

[meguro]

Why do I have to run errands for you!