There's only so many times you can get piss drunk and watch La Madrastra.

[reanimated]

Well would you look at that, seems like all the foetuses survived. Knew my holiday wouldn't last forever. Robocop, hope your empty nest syndrome wasn't too horrible. Not to worry because they're all back! Fucking hurrah, I'm going to celebrate by offing myself.

When the hell are we going to have proper adult adventures again? In hindsight the volcano wasn't the worst idea ever. I'd even settle for another mental fuck on the telly.

What I'm trying to say is I'm bored.

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[oftpartitioned]

oh man I AM SO THERE

[detectivewonder]

I promise not to vanish halfway through the party this time.

I figured we'd bring the sausage and flatbread over, since ... we're almost out of room for them.

[oftpartitioned]

You better not ditch me or im gonna go with your ex!!

[detectivewonder]

Hey. I promised, okay?

Besides, you couldn't handle Steph.

[oftpartitioned]

don't underestimate Poland!

[detectivewonder]

Don't underestimate Steph.

That's a mistake I used to make all the time. Not gonna happen again, though.