There's only so many times you can get piss drunk and watch La Madrastra.

[reanimated]

Well would you look at that, seems like all the foetuses survived. Knew my holiday wouldn't last forever. Robocop, hope your empty nest syndrome wasn't too horrible. Not to worry because they're all back! Fucking hurrah, I'm going to celebrate by offing myself.

When the hell are we going to have proper adult adventures again? In hindsight the volcano wasn't the worst idea ever. I'd even settle for another mental fuck on the telly.

What I'm trying to say is I'm bored.

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[reanimated]

It's cheaper than buying it at Juanes and I'm not made of stipends, Robocop. Will you fucking trust Lau once in a while?

[notvictorious]

Will I trust the shady drug dealer? No, not really.

[reanimated]

Oh for fuck's sake FINE you're never going to get over that, are you? Then you don't have to go into Lau's but I still need help picking out food!

[notvictorious]

Fine, but we're buying regular beer from Juanes too.