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I Have Recently Finished Watching The Human Equivalent Version Of The Cinematic Masterpiece "In Which A Female Troll Of Very Little Interest And Minimal Skills Becomes Involved In A Flushed Relationship With A Mysterious Rainbow Drinker And His Hivemates Which Fills All Of His Quadrants Except For Matesprit And They Pursue Their Flushed Feelings Until She Is Almost Consumed By The Lusus Of Another Rainbow Drinker But Then Their Relationship Turns Caliginous And They Battle But Their Auspisitice Is Successful In Returning Them To A Flushed State And Ultimately Everyones Buckets Are Filled But The Film Ends On A Cliffhanger As Troll Bellas Moirail Indicates That He Is Interested In Abandoning Their Pale Status For One That Is Flushed"
And I Have A Number Of Questions

If The Human Rainbow Drinker Edward Wishes To Pursue A Flushed Relationship That Is Certainly Acceptable
Setting Aside Momentarily The Obvious Taboo Presented By His Rainbow Drinker Status
As This Is A Work Of Fiction And Therefore Cannot Be Approached Without A Pre-Accepted Willingness To Suspend Disbelief

However He Clearly Desperately Needs Some Sort Of Mediation
As He Cannot Seem To Decide Whether He Desires To Tenderly Embrace The Human Bella
Or Snap Her Neck And Chew Lovingly On Her Bones

The Female Human Rainbow Drinker With The Good Fashion Taste And The Charming Smile Seems Like The Obvious Choice
I Like Her Choker

Additionally The Power Imbalance Between The Two Of Them Indicates That A True Kismesiship Is Impossible
Why Does She Keep Tripping

Furthermore And On A Slightly Different Note While I Appreciate Being Given My Own Space In This Place I Would Have Appreciated Being Informed Before I Went To The Trouble Of Filling The Ball Pit At The Tiny Wrigglers Hive With Gelatin

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No I Was Murdered
The Literature On Whether Or Not I Remain A Troll In This State Is Rather Long And Complicated
If You Couldnt Sit Through In Which A Female Troll Of Very Little Interest And Minimal Skills Becomes Involved In A Flushed Relationship With A Mysterious Rainbow Drinker And His Hivemates Which Fills All Of His Quadrants Except For Matesprit And They Pursue Their Flushed Feelings Until She Is Almost Consumed By The Lusus Of Another Rainbow Drinker But Then Their Relationship Turns Caliginous And They Battle But Their Auspisitice Is Successful In Returning Them To A Flushed State And Ultimately Everyones Buckets Are Filled But The Film Ends On A Cliffhanger As Troll Bellas Moirail Indicates That He Is Interested In Abandoning Their Pale Status For One That Is Flushed
Sorry
Twilight
Then I Doubt It Would Be Of Much Interest To You