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She's really been holding the investigation together. I'm glad we managed to talk her into it.

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HUMAN SOUJI SETA
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU SLEEPING
DO I LOOK LIKE SOME HUMAN WIGGLER WATCHER
GET THE FUCK TO BED

It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon ...

YEAH AND?
SO WHAT
WHEN DO YOU USUALLY SLEEP

Somewhere between 11 in the evening and 8 in the morning, depending on the day. Sometimes until 12 in the afternoon.

OH RIGHT. I ALMOST FORGOT. MOST OF YOU HUMANS LIKE THE SUNLIGHT.

AND OK, THAT IS A PRETTY FUCKING BROAD STRETCH OF TIME DURING WHICH YOU COULD HAVE GONE TO SLEEP.

No, well, we sleep for about eight hours. It's just usually between those times.

AND YOU SLEPT THAT LONG.
AS IN YOU LAID DOWN
DIDN'T TRY TO RUN SHIT
AND PASSED THE FUCK OUT

Yeah, for the most part.

HUH
THEN I GUESS THAT'S BETTER THAN YOU WERE BEFORE

JUST KEEP DOING IT

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING DON'T FUCKING DO IT

...

Really? Anything they try to get me to do?

I guess that really means anything.

These aliens are no fun!!

Hey, that's racist!! Or... speciesist?? Either way, check it at the door, mister.

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Does that mean anything I want to do isn't fun?

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ANYTHING.
DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS TO HAVE YOU DELICATELY TAKE THEIR EXTREMITIES IN YOUR OWN
GENTLY LEADING THEM ACROSS STREETS OUT OF THE WAY OF TREACHEROUS VEHICLES AND HORNS
DO NOT ASSIST ELDERLY HUMAN FEMALES
DO NOT RETRIEVE POUNCEBEASTS FROM TREES
DO NOT FUCKING GET UP AND ANSWER THE DOOR IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING IT
IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING, DON'T FUCKING TALK
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE STUPIDLY GETTING INVOLVED WITH OTHER PROBLEMS WHICH PEOPLE COULD DO THEM FUCKING SELVES
IF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT