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[megalovania.livejournal.com]

Augh! What do you mean that we have to go 8ack to schoolfeeding box???????? Everything they talk about is just super dum8 stuff about humans this and human that and 8luh 8luh 8luh! Here, I even made a list of things you could talk about that would be waaaaaaaay more useful!

How to survive a knife fight
How to survive a knife fight with a crocodile
Rocket 8oots
Ugly dragon drawings
Dum8 romcoms
How to cry like a little 8a8y
8luh 8luh 8luuuuuuuuh

Comments

[squidissension]

if she didnt wwant people replyin wwhy the fuck did she post anythin

[riseup]

hopy stutid fuckass shit. ok eridan, i am about to spell it out for you, please try to keep up.

[riseup]

here is an acceptable reply! "wwoww vvriska school does suck bluh bluh fish pun bluh bluh look at me havving a normal convversation and not saying insulting things for no reason."

[riseup]

an acceptable reply is not starting a fight out of nowhere. btw that is what you do every time and it is starting to really piss me off!

[squidissension]

she doesnt fight wwith knivves its not me pickin a fight its a fuckin statement

[squidissension]

not my fuckin fault you are both so sensitivve

[riseup]

sometimes you are so frustrating that i want to chew my own arm off, like one of karkat's stupid human dogs.

[riseup]

please do not read anything weird into that. just leave vriska alone.

[squidissension]

or wwhat

[riseup]

or nothing. it is not a threat, it is a friendly authoritative request.

[squidissension]

howw about you try makin some to her if you twwo are so fuckin close

[riseup]

if i ever see her start a fight with you, maybe i will! thank you for the helpful advice, eridan.

[ihateyouetc]

HE WAS LIKE THIS OUR ENTIRE SESSION TOO.
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS JUST BLOCK HIS COMMENTS IN YOUR OWN MEMOS
AND WHENEVER YOU READ ANYTHING HE WRITES
IMAGINE HIM MAKING THE FOLLOWING NOISES INSTEAD OF WORDS:
"WWEEEE WWOOOO WWEEEE WWOOOO WWEEEE WWOOOO WWAAAA"

[squidissension]

i havve nevver made those noises

[ihateyouetc]

LET ME PERFORM A FLAWLESS IMITATION OF YOU WITH SOME WORDS REPLACED AS "WWEEEE", "WWOOOO" AND "WWAAAA."

[ihateyouetc]

WWEEEE WWOOOO KAR WWHYS NOBODY LIKE ME
WWAAAA'S EVVERYTHIN SO HARD
ALL I DO'S SAY HORRIBLE SHIT TO EVVERYBODY WWEEEEP WWEEEEP WWOOOO
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S WWAAAA FAULT OR ANYTHIN
I JUST SAY SHIT AND NEVER FUCKIN STOP
THEN WWHEN SOMEONES ACTUALLY ON MY SIDE
I DON'T SEE IT AS BEIN GOOD ENOUGH
SO I WWAAAA
SO INDIGNANT AND UPSET
YOU FUCKIN COWWARD YOU DON'T WWANNA DO SOMETHIN STUPID
WWOOOO BIG DEAL MAYBE IT'LL GET YOU DROWWNED
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHIN
WWAAAA WWOP WWOP WWEEP WWEEP
I'M LIKE ARADIA WWHEN SHE WAS A ROBOT
REPEATIN THE SAME SHIT OVVER AND OVVER
EXCEPT INSTEAD OF BEEP BOP BLOOP
WWEEP WWEEEEOOOO WWOP

OOPS GUESS WHO'S STILL MAD.

[ihateyouetc]

[squidissension]

[squidissension]

wwhatevver kar

[ihateyouetc]

INSTEAD OF JUST LASHING OUT LIKE AN ASSHOLE AT EVERYBODY
FUCKING TALK TO ME
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS TO YOU

[stillwaiting]

Oi!! Thing one and thing two -- break it up.

[ihateyouetc]

BREAK WHAT UP. THIS ISN'T A FUCKING FIGHT.

[stillwaiting]

You're right; fights usually involve two people, and in case you haven't noticed he's not biting for once.

Look, I know he's being a pain but lay off him, would you? He just lost a .... friend. I think.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE. I DID TOO.

[riseup]

that helped a little.