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So, let me see...
If I am getting t)(is rig)(t t)(en...
I used to be fictional, now I am not??? 38O
Well, I was also going to be empress, and I was once D--EAD, but now I am not any of t)(ose t)(ings eit)(er!!!
)(e)(e)(e)( t)(is sounds so ridiculous.
But being serious for a minute )(ere!
If t)(is is really true, t)(en t)(ere must be a greater porpoise in arriving )(ere!
So to make t)(ings a little more offis)(al, I will go a)(ead and introduce myself. 38)
My name is Feferi!
And )(onestly t)(is is all R------EALLY -EXICITING glub glub glub glub!

Comments

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wwhats the last thing you remember

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W)(at do I remember?

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W)(ale, being stuck in t)(e veil, for one.
And t)(e duel I attempted to prevent between you and Sollux, t)(ere's t)(at.

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And you killing me, obviously.

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yeah i figured

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is that it

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Post-deat)(, I spoke to Jade wit)( t)(e )(elp of t)(e gods from t)(e Furt)(est Ring!
)(owever, I did not see anyt)(ing else carried out to completion.
I just sorta... woke up )(ere!!
In t)(e pretty blue room wit)( pictures of t)(e S-EA.

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they let you talk to jay after you wwere dead

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i didnt knoww anybody could evven do that but i guess if its you it makes sense

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and you dont knoww anythin about wwhat happened after the fight

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thats howw i wwoke up here too

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Y-ES!
It was very possible if you knew w)(o to ask. 38)
T)(at is )(ow I )(ad t)(e dream bubbles glubbed.
In w)(ic)( deat)( )(ad no bearing on t)(e memories and dreams t)(at took place t)(ere.

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So...
T)(at is to say, you don't remember eit)(er??

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no i mean

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i wwoke up here after i died too

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that shit about the dream bubbles and death is interestin though

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[ ... sdlkfhg that is the exact opposite of what she wanted to happen!!! ]

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W)(at )(appened to you, -Eridan?

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kan happened that bitch cut through me like she wwas givvin tavv a new fuckin pair a legs and they wwere mine it wwas gruesome

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KANAYA??????

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wwhy wwere you hopin it wwas your neww boyfriend

[chainsawed]

In My Defense He Did Kill You
And The Hope For The Continuation Of Our Entire Race
And Also Me One Time

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Well, I )(appen to t)(ink so as well!
But I am t)(e Witc)( of Life.
It's kind of my t)(ing!

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yeah im wwell awware a our titles

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)(-E)(-E sorry.