first delivery

[subspaceflowers]

Wow. So... yeah. How long does it take until you can keep your head from exploding after finding out that your entire life was a lie made up by some weird chinese-canadian guy? I'm still peeling chunks of my skull off of the sidewalk.

Well, I guess if you want a new start, this is definitely the newest and start-iest of them all. Be careful what you wish for, right?

Anyone need a delivery girl? I'm available for hire starting... hm. I guess as soon as I dislodge some of my gray matter from a nearby tree.

Comments

[notvictorious]

A working theory is we're stuck in that subspace, actually. Or dead. It's all sort of like Lost only with more superheros.

[subspaceflowers]

Yeah. I have no idea what that means.

If this is subspace, this isn't the one I'm used to. It's a lot like a real place... subspace as I know it is more.. well, loose. If that makes sense it doesn't.

[notvictorious]

huh. Yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about either, but maybe see if your abilities work here. I've never met anybody who can do that on New Moore, but it could still be possible.

[subspaceflowers]

Well if it doesn't work here, it'll make doing deliveries a little more difficult, but I guess it would be all in all a good thing... maybe. I'm still trying to cope with the lack of my entire world as I know it.

What's there to do here?

[notvictorious]

I wish I could say that first part gets easier.

Excluding the occasional supernatural event, mass hallucination or volcanic eruption, this place isn't much different from where I came from. Where'd you get pulled from?

[subspaceflowers]

Toronto, Canada. Things seem to be pretty normal so far here, but it sounds exciting. At least you can't get bored, right?

Where are you from?

[notvictorious]

Compared to Toronto, I'd bet this place will be pretty exciting.

I'm from LA. I think there are lots of people from different cities and worlds here.

[subspaceflowers]

Well, Toronto was exciting while I was there, but probably more for the fact that I was there than anything, but trust me, I didn't want the excitement. It just kinda follows me around.

Oh hey, LA, huh? Nice.

Anyone interesting?

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I can't in good conscience say this place is boring. And 'nice'? I can come up with a few nicer places than the barrio.

uh well I don't know if 'interesting' is the right word.. But since you're a girl, I can guarantee you'll be hearing from a guy named Nathan. He can be pretty gross, but I swear he's not as bad of a guy as he wants everybody to think he is. Try not to take it personally.

[subspaceflowers]

Oh, is he one of those kinds of guys? I've dealt with creeps before, and I don't really let too much get under my skin.

[reanimated]

Thanks for the glowing recommendation.

[notvictorious]

I've found my calling. Warning people about you.

[reanimated]

Warning girls, you mean.

[notvictorious]

Mostly girls, sure.

[subspaceflowers]

Don't forget to tip your wingman.

[reanimated]

Yeah well, he could stand to have a few deliveries thrown his way too if you know what I'm getting at.

[subspaceflowers]

You did not seriously just suggest what I think you were suggesting.

[reanimated]

Course I did.

[subspaceflowers]

Sorry, handsome. My vagina is not yours to sell.

[reanimated]

Well maybe you'll change your mind!

[subspaceflowers]

And you think that you're going to be the one to change it? Yeah. Good luck with that one.

[notvictorious]

See what I meant?

[subspaceflowers]

You forgot to mention the part where he's a pig

[notvictorious]

That's what I sorta meant by 'gross'. Also this is pretty tame for him. Sorry.

[subspaceflowers]

Great. I'd love to see him on his game. Thank God he's hungover. Is he always this charming to girls he meets?