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Because ghosts can't use computers, right?

SHIT

shit shit shit WHAT THE HELL

ALRIGHT HEAD COUNT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Don't piss and moan or bitch and whinge or ask questions, just do it. The whole lot of you! I don't care who you are, if you're alive just say so, yeah? EVERYBODY

Oh Jesus

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It's worth a shot, if you wanna be a superhero and all.

Superhero, right.

You wouldn't make much of a villain.

Aren't there people with powers who aren't good and aren't bad?

What? like neutral? No, you're not doing that.

Why not? What's wrong with neutral?

Well, for starters, you're not.

Not the most compelling argument you've ever made.

What are you gonna do instead?

Good question!

You're not neutral though. You've a good guy. If you weren't, you'd have used your power to like, rob banks and steal cars.

Oh Simon's the one who robbed a bank. Just for the record.

I do not believe for a second SIMON robbed the bank and that's the whole story.

Come on, out of everyone's power you've got to admit invisibility is the best match to robbing people blind. I'm only surprised we didn't think of it sooner!

What'd you do with the money?

Ehhh we needed it to get Kelly away from this psycho whose shit power was thinking he was stuck in a video game. Didn't exactly work that smoothly but there you have it!

That's a power??

Apparently it comes with access to a cool car and loads of weapons too.

Why'd he kidnap one of your friends?

Welllllllll that's kind of a funny story. I may or may not've accidentally convinced him Barry was some sort of mafia boss who ran off with his wife. Apparently Kelly was the wife! Anyway so he tried to kill us all. And this is exactly why you don't want this power, Robocop.