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[mathematical.livejournal.com]

[Cue a young boy about 13 pacing back and forth along the beach. He's got a white hat on and a green backpack on his shoulders, but what's most notable about this kid is the look on his face.]

Uh.

[He notices the video on and tries to mask his face with a grin. LIGHT BREATHS, LIGHT BREATHS. JUST IMAGINE SOME NICE WATER FLOWING. YOU'RE NOW ON AN ISLAND AND SOME CUTE LITTLE BIRDS ARE FLYING AROUND AND THERE'S THE OCEA-- AHHH]

Ok. So I'm like totally not panicking. Nope.

[He closes his eyes hard, as if this would all go away if he did. He opens them after a moment, shaking his head a couple of times in an attempt to calm down.]

I'm just, uh, really excited! [Loud cough.] Haha, yeah. It's been wicked cool being a fictional character! M-Mathematical!

Also, classes? Huh? Where's South 101? Can someone fill in my brain-nodes on any of that?

Comments

[rocketchair]

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