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[decelerates]

check it

the names dave strider but you can call me davesprite
im here to rock your world, make it worth your night
we could sit here and talk and count all the shooting stars
but babe im more interested in knowing who the fuck you are
cause i was sittin' here, minding my business and spinning rhymes
talking thrash about how im no longer the fucking knight of time
as i reminisce down the lane full of memories
and fuck this noise im getting tired of this

im usually an mtv award winning rapstar but you can tell i aint on top of my game right now
so mind telling me the answer to mans most ridiculous question
what the fuck is going on
last time i checked going pinocchio wasnt on my list of things to do
nor was signing up for an indefinite vacation on some island in the middle of who gives a fuck

ps can i get my wings back it was bad enough i was reduced to one and a half
but now you had to up and take both of em and that shit aint gonna fly right with me

Comments

[oftpartitioned]

wings?

[decelerates]

yeah bro i cant be a wise feathery asshole without em
its part of the whole ensemble

[oftpartitioned]

What gives why you get them take away

Can you fly??

[ariseanew.livejournal.com]

[decelerates]

bewildering doesnt even begin to cover it
its p much just like losing your favorite pair of undies
after getting used to living with them for like a day i didnt expect to lose em that quickly

[ariseanew.livejournal.com]

[riseup]

DAVE!!!
other dave.
davesprite!
oh man, am i glad to see you.

[riseup]

i wish i could answer any of your questions!
i have been here a while and things still don't make sense.

[riseup]

dude, where are you?
what happened to your wings?
do not say shenanigans.

[riseup]

i have so many things to ask you, but...
most importantly, are you ok?

[decelerates]

[ blue text.

blue text.

he hasn't seen that in a while. ]

cries and holds

[mathematical.livejournal.com]

You rap? Hahaha, man, so cool.

afeajk?! holds back

[decelerates]

its no big
its just part of the strider package is all

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

The details get quite complicated.

[decelerates]

no surprises there i mean when has it ever been straightforward
its always a goddamn loop de loop around everything
but thats chill too

[stillwaiting]

Riiiight. Talks funny - check; fluorescent font - check; person... animal.... hybrid-thingy... - double-check.

You're one of Eridan's lot, then?

[squidissension]

fuck no this abominations got nothin to do wwith me

[coloredstrings]

yes!
he is one of our friends!!! :)

[decelerates]

if eridans that purple hooker who first replied to you
calling me an abomination which im not cause im practically adonis here
then nah
im way cooler than that chump

[splashes]

I believe t)(e simplest way to put t)(is is...
We were playing t)(e game, and now we are not!

[decelerates]

so the next question is
now what

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... Oh, brother.

[decelerates]

hey sister

[tastes]

H3H3H3
YOUR3 PR3TTY F4SHON4BLY L4T3, MR OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S!

[decelerates]

what can i say
ive got an image to keep up here
gotta protect my dont give a fuck reputation by not giving a fuck about arriving on time