Everything is disappointing.

[superhipster.livejournal.com]

The tropical island thing is never done well. Oh, and there's snow. On an island.

Of course I'm disappointed. The least that someone could do is dress up the beach with a bond fire and a stage. Is there even a recording studio here? No? What do you do with yourselves during the day? From the looks of it, I'd say shop low-class knock-off strip-shops and sit around at night and watch reruns of sitcoms.

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How could I? You won't let me.

[superhipster.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am keeping you from doing something.

Whether I'm here or not.

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Private to Gideon (flimsy security)...

You are, you know. And it sucks. A lot.

[superhipster.livejournal.com]

Private to Ramona (considerably better security)

It should.

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Private to Gideon (flimsy security)...

Subtle, aren't we?

So you're pissed off and you wanna come over for coffee. What's that mean? You just wanna make me feel like shit for how I left? Well mission accomplished.

Now that we can scratch that off the itinerary, what else do you want?

[superhipster.livejournal.com]

Private to Ramona (considerably better security)

Everything that you've done you've brought upon yourself. Do you think that you can just run away without seeing things through? You should feel like shit. There are many reasons why you should feel like shit.

Now, my dear, that is a secret that I'm keeping personal.

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Private to Gideon (flimsy security)...

Yeah, Gideon G. Graves keeping secrets. Huge surprise. You should see the look on my face. I think I almost fainted from shock.

I know you're not here to scout, and I know you're not building another Chaos in a dump like this. Way below even your threshold for ironic coolness.

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Private to Gideon (flimsy security)...

So then, what? Are you... moving here?

[superhipster.livejournal.com]

Private to Ramona

I never give away my secrets.

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Private to Gideon...

Again, huge surprise.

I should at least get the chance to know whether you're going to murder any of my present and/or future boyfriends while I'm here because you can't pull that thorn out of your ass.