NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

[reanimated]

Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

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[reanimated]

SECOND ORDINANCE: kids not invited

[reanimated]

SECOND ORDINANCE SUBSECTION: foetuses can drink just not in the government/party building

[notvictorious]

Why do I get he feeling I won't be able to argue this one.

[reanimated]

yuo aer CORRECT

[notvictorious]

Okay, okay.

[somanyhats]

YES!

[reanimated]

yuo be lcraeful now