NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

[reanimated]

Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

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[reanimated]

SECOND ORDINANCE: kids not invited

[reanimated]

SECOND ORDINANCE SUBSECTION: foetuses can drink just not in the government/party building

[notvictorious]

Why do I get he feeling I won't be able to argue this one.

[somanyhats]

YES!

[reanimated]

THIRD ORDINANCE: Lau runs the treasury

[highlyinformed]

You're too kind.

[reanimated]

FOURTH ORDINANCE: clothing optional

[chronosexual]

I like this rule.

[reanimated]

Knew you would.

[twinknife]

This....... sounds like a lot of rules for a party.....

[reanimated]

Really cos to me it sounds like the only rule is "be there or be a boring sod." Refer to the list of now illegal activities before making your choice!

[twinknife]

Hey, I'm not saying I won't be there!! God knows we could all use a party right now. I mean if we're gonna kiss random people against our better judgement, we might as well do it the old-fashioned way.

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

It's Miles Edgeworth.

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

And though I find your methods deplorable, I will send my invoice to your office.

[reanimated]

And exactly what's deplorable about instating a law that forces people to not be such boring pricks?

[shes-traught.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's like you think you're in charge.

[reanimated]

Strike that, love, it's like I AM in charge. Someone around here finally wised up!

[reanimated]

FJITH ORNDIANCE: lad8es drink free

[notvictorious]

Cyborgs too.

[reanimated]

6TH OIRDNACE: no mroe barrier

[reanimated]

7HT ORDIANCE: noone pyhysically harms eth king

[notvictorious]

I will defnd this order!

[subspaceflowers]

Getting the party started early, don'tcha think?

hello super late

[reanimated]

All part of my new reign over New Moore. Party early, party often. Ooooh that's a catchy slogan