NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

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Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

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[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

And though I find your methods deplorable, I will send my invoice to your office.

[reanimated]

And exactly what's deplorable about instating a law that forces people to not be such boring pricks?

[reanimated]

Welllllllll I suppose you're actually not the best person to ask about that now are you

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

You're nothing but the picture of vulgarity, and you're asking me?

[reanimated]

Oh that's sweet of you. Just cos you're the lawyer guy doesn't mean you're exempt, party is mandatory or I throw you in the gaol!

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

I'm not the partying type.

Besides, I don't have anything to wear.

[reanimated]

Refer to ordinance #4

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

... Erm, well.

[reanimated]

I THINK OF EVERYTHING

[milestoturn.livejournal.com]

I'll be readying your defense.

[reanimated]

cheers