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Nathan Young ([personal profile] reanimated) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2011-12-27 05:21 pm
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NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
SECOND ORDINANCE: kids not invited
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
THIRD ORDINANCE: Lau runs the treasury
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
FOURTH ORDINANCE: clothing optional
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
SECOND ORDINANCE SUBSECTION: foetuses can drink just not in the government/party building
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[personal profile] twinknife 2011-12-28 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
This....... sounds like a lot of rules for a party.....
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Really cos to me it sounds like the only rule is "be there or be a boring sod." Refer to the list of now illegal activities before making your choice!
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[personal profile] twinknife 2011-12-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm not saying I won't be there!! God knows we could all use a party right now. I mean if we're gonna kiss random people against our better judgement, we might as well do it the old-fashioned way.
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[personal profile] chronosexual 2011-12-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I like this rule.

[identity profile] milestoturn.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon?

[identity profile] milestoturn.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's Miles Edgeworth.

[identity profile] milestoturn.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
And though I find your methods deplorable, I will send my invoice to your office.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY! Keep up that attitude and I'll promote you to secretary of....... something important
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
And exactly what's deplorable about instating a law that forces people to not be such boring pricks?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Welllllllll I suppose you're actually not the best person to ask about that now are you
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Knew you would.

[identity profile] milestoturn.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're nothing but the picture of vulgarity, and you're asking me?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that's sweet of you. Just cos you're the lawyer guy doesn't mean you're exempt, party is mandatory or I throw you in the gaol!

[identity profile] shes-traught.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, it's like you think you're in charge.
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Strike that, love, it's like I AM in charge. Someone around here finally wised up!

[identity profile] milestoturn.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the partying type.

Besides, I don't have anything to wear.

[identity profile] shes-traught.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
You really think you can order me around?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Refer to ordinance #4
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Think of it as more of a friendly (and also kingly) suggestion.

[identity profile] shes-traught.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Will there be alcohol?
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-12-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
FJITH ORNDIANCE: lad8es drink free
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